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  • David Duchovny is a Sex Addict, Needs To Hurry Up and Put His Penis Into My Vagina

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    This is the saddest news I’ve read all morning:   David Duchovny has entered rehab for sex addition.

    “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family,” he says in a statement.

    Doesn’t he know he can pound my snatch 24/7?  Ugh, What a waste of a perfectly good penis.

    My vagina has been engaged to David since she first laid eyes on him when I was 9-years-old and watching The Red Shoe Diaries at night in secrecy.

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    Jessica Simpson is a Gassy Gal, Talks Too Much

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Jessica Simpson cannot keep her trap shut.  Normally this good if it means head morning, noon and night, but when it means talking, talking, talking between every song while performing in concert, it can get rather annoying.

    At one point during her Wednesday concert at the Avalon Ballroom in Niagra Falls, the busty blonde confessed to the crowd “I do pass gas a lot.” She added, “I guarantee it smells like roses.”

    That’s great and all, but I bet if I were to ask her if her fish taco smells like roses she’d say that was a private matter and call me a classless bitch.  Don’t want to answer such questions? Don’t dish out the unwanted dirt!

    Below, pics of her performing at multiple venues earlier this week.

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    Portuguese Model Andreia Rodrigues Does Maxmen

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Miss World Portugal 2008, Andreia Rodrigues, in the Aug. issue of Maxmen Magazine.

    That’s an ass just waiting to be marked with some man’s sticky DNA.

    I love being marked by man.  Walk around in public knowing you have his scent on you is by far one of the nasty, yet sexiest, things that turns me on.

    More Portuguese T&A over here….

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    Elizabeth Hurley’s Breasticular Chest Returns

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Dressed in a bone-colored, cleavage-enhancing, v-cut gown, 43-year-old actress Elizabeth Hurley reminded us why 40 is the new 30.

    Like a fine wine, the mother-of-one has aged fabulously.  Still the question remains, does she taste as delicious as a fine wine?  A little sweet, a little tart?

    Here’s the chestastic MILF at the Valentino: The Last Emperor VIP Screening during the 65th Venice Film Festival held at the Teatro La Fenice in Venice, Italy yesterday.

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    Elizabeth Hurley Never Dissapoints

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Elizabeth Hurley

    Is there any other celebrity in the world who shows off their cleavage as much as Elizabeth Hurley? Ok, maybe Salma Hayek, but we hardly see her anymore so the crown goes to Hurley for the moment, and deservedly so. Here she is dropping said cleavage at the Venice Film Festival and dropping our jaws yet again. Shwingtastic!

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    Blake Lively Gets Leggy For Letterman

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

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    As to be expected, Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively showed up for her Late Show with David Letterman appearance wearing a short dress and showing off her legs as much as possible. At this point I think it’s pretty obvious that showing off your legs is a prerequisite if you want to be a guest on Letterman. And considering Lively is a leggy celebrity on her own, it all works out nicely, especially for us.

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    Buffy The Vampire Slayer Animated Series Promo Leaked

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Buffy The Vampire Slayer

    I remember hearing about Joss Whedon developing a Buffy The Vampire Slayer animated series years ago, and being a huge fan of the show, I thought it was a great idea. Well, I don’t know how it never got picked up because after watching the leaked promo, I gotta tell ya, it looks like it would have been a blast. Nice animation, snappy dialogue, funny Xander… check it out for yourselves and I guarantee you’ll get a little riled up that it never happened. Such a shame.

    Click here to see the Video

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    Helena Coelho Does GQ Portugal

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    It’s pretty self-evident GQ Magazine knows how to identify a beautiful woman (See here, here, and here.), but the magazine’s eye for talent isn’t limited to their US publication.

    Case in point, check out Portuguese TV host/model Helena Coelho in the Sept. ‘08 issue of GQ Portugal.  We may not know the name or recognize the face, but that’s not going to stop your penis from saying “Thank you” after checking out her photo spread.

    More over here…

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    Early Photos of Eva Longoria as a Lingerie Model

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    The Daily Mail has posted these early photos of Eva Longoria during her lingerie model days, pre-Desperate Housewives.

    I believe Eva has good intentions and is a good person at heart, but there’s no denying how dull and obnoxious she is.  Even as a lingerie model she’s dull. Where’s the fire in her eyes? For a Latina she certainly doesn’t generate any calor.

    Having sex with Eva must be the equivalent of getting to a party where you are starving and all they have are Cheez Whiz on crackers with bologna sandwiches and Vienna sausages wrapped in sardines. It’s like yeah, you’re eating, but who the eff wants to eat that?! Where’s my filet mignon, bitch?!

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    Hilary Duff Struts Her Stuff

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Hilary Duff

    The Duffster strikes again. I guess by now we shouldn’t be surprised at seeing Hilary Duff looking as hot as hot can be, but I still can’t help being impressed by her, especially when she looks that hot in something as unflattering as raggedy workout cloths. Or when grocery shopping. Or when getting a coffee. Or… how about you just hit up our Hilary Duff archive for a hotness overdose? Have fun.

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    Emmy Rossum Gets Leggy And Hot

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Emmy Rossum

    I’ve never really dug actress Emmy Rossum. I always thought she looked sad and apologetic and basically boring. Well, whatever I said in the past I take back; she looked drop dead sexy when she showed up in a short black latex dress at last night’s Blackberry 8330 Pink Curve launch. If she keeps this up I may actually have to start paying attention to her.

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    The Transporter 3 Movie Trailer

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    The Transporter 3 Movie Trailer

    Here’s the latest Transporter 3 trailer and it’s no surprise that it rocks. The previous two instalments had some of the best fight/action scenes ever to grace the big screen and solidified Jason Statham as hands down the best action star of the decade. The Transporter 3 crashes into theatres November 26, 2008. Can’t wait!

    Click here to see the Trailer

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    A Scarlett Johansson Quickie

    By celebridermis | August 29, 2008

    Scarlett Johansson

    Here’s a Scarlett Johansson quickie from the 2004 Wella Woman of Cinema Award shindig. That’s right, 2004. Back when she was a smoking hottie, as opposed to the so-so hottie she has become recently. Enjoy and try not to hate the present Scarlett Johansson too much.

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    Kate Moss Gets Naked For Interview Magazine

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Damn you, Kate. You make waif look so damn hot.  Especially with an ass like that.

    Here is British bad girl Kate Moss looking seductively tempting in the Sept. issue of Interview Magazine.

    Uncensored NS4W pics over here…

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    Write Your Own Fantasy

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Heidi Montag shopping for a new brain in a California supermarker earlier this week.

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    Jodie Marsh Dressed in Public Like a Hooker Again

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Allow me a moment to ramble.  When I first started watching porn ten years ago I recall all the amateur chicks being “normal.” You know, no fake tan, minimal breast implants, normal to fluffy bodies.

    Then I noticed over time is that they became more and more like the average porn star. Super orange fake tan, ginormous breast implants, tight bodies.

    Only thing is that I’ve also noticed normal girls on the street looking like this too. Which means the world is run with secret amateur porn stars everywhere, or the porn industry has really infiltrated our every days.  Case in point, Jodie Marsh. God she’s disgusting.

    Here she is at the Daylight Robbery UK Premiere held at Apollo West End Cinema in London earlier today.

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    SNATCH LINKS

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Eva Longoria Promotional Pics for “Desperate Housewives” (Lossip)

    Kelly Osbourne Got Knocked the Eff Out (Celebslam)

    Another Day, Another Rihanna Post (Bossip)

    Paris Hilton Gives Bad Head (City Rag)

    Guess Who: Summer 2008’s Sexiest Feet (Complex)

    Desi Foxx & Elli Foxx Photos: Mom, Daughter Porn Video Shoot (Tittle Tattle)

    Krystal Forscutt Looks Amazing in Ralph Magazine (Gone Hollywood)

    Christina Ricci’s Got Some Hard Breast Reduced Nipples of the Day (Drunken Stepfather)

    Scarlett Johannson Back In The Day Boobage (Dirty Rotten Whore)

    The Chicks From The New 90210 (The Grumpiest)

    Britain’s Best Boobs (Totally Crap)

    Jennifer Aniston Flaunts Her Sexy Single Status To Get Revenge On Ex-Boyfriend John Mayer (iCelebz)

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    Your Afternoon Pick-Me-Up

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Brazilian model Isabeli Fontana.

    Half naked and completely desirable.

    Many more under the hood!

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    Daily Addictions

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Entertainment News and Gossip

    Kate Moss nude from every angle possible (Click here)

    Jennifer Aniston looking as hot usual (Click here)

    Heidi Montag and her juicy melons (Click here)

    Christina Ricci looks super busty and a tad cold (Click here)

    Hot foreign blonds are always fun to watch (Click here)

    Jessica Alba in a bikini never gets old (Click here)

    Vanessa Hessler is a smoking hot hottie you gotta see (Click here)

    Yes, Karolina Kurkova will make you salivate (Click here)

    Elisabetta Gregoraci bikini pictures will shock and awe (Click here)

    Believe it or not, Julia Roberts bikini pics! (Click here)

    Gorgeous Greek babe Eyaggelia Aravani (Click here)

    Speculation on Kelly Osbourne’s black eye (Click here)

    Uber-cutie Stephanie McMichael bikini pics (Click here)

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    Eva Mendes Is Absolutely Stunning

    By celebridermis | August 28, 2008

    Eva Mendes

    Eva Mendes helped launch something called “30 Days of Fashion & Beauty” in Sydney the other day, but really, that’s not important. What is important is that we have pictures from said launch to help remind us just how incredibly gorgeous she is. And check out that dress; it’s made to look like Mendes is about to have an upskirt experience. Either that or it really was windy in that convention hall and we really did miss one. Damn.

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